A
forty
-
six
year
old
man
decides
to
get
a
face
-
lift
for
his
birthday
.
On
the
way
back
from
the
doctor
he
walked
by
the
____________________
to
buy
a
paper
.
Before
leaving
he
says
"
how
old
do
you
think
I
am
?
"
"
About
35
"
he
____________________
.
.
.
"
actually
I'm
46
"
,
the
man
says
feeling
really
happy
.
____________________
he
goes
to
the
butcher's
shop
and
again
before
leaving
asks
the
same
question
,
to
which
the
butcher
says
"
oh
I
would
say
about
29
"
.
That
makes
the
man
feel
even
better
.
While
standing
at
a
bus
stop
he
asks
an
old
woman
the
same
question
.
"
I'm
88
and
my
____________________
is
fading
but
when
I
was
young
there
was
a
short
way
of
telling
a
man's
age
.
If
I
put
my
hand
down
your
pants
and
found
your
____________________
,
diging
there
at
your
walnuts
for
,
say
fifteen
minutes
,
I'd
be
able
to
say
your
exact
age
"
.
The
man
said
"
What
the
hell
!
____________________
for
it
!
"
And
she
took
her
hand
down
his
pants
,
fifteen
minutes
later
the
old
lady
____________________
,
you're
forty
six
years
old
.
Wow
!
the
man
says
that
was
incredible
.
How
do
you
do
that
?
The
old
lady
replies
"
I
was
____________________
you
at
the
butcher's
shop
"
.
