Cowboy
Earl
and
Betty
are
senior
citizens
,
well
,
Earl
has
always
wanted
an
expensive
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of
alligator
cowboy
boots
.
He
sees
them
on
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one
day
,
he
buys
a
pair
and
wears
them
home
,
"
hey
Betty
,
y'all
notice
anything
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about
me
"
.
What's
different
?
It's
the
same
shirt
you
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yesterday
and
the
same
pants
.
What's
different
!
Frustrated
,
Earl
goes
into
the
bathroom
undresses
and
comes
out
completely
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wearing
only
his
new
boots
.
"
Hey
Betty
y'all
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anything
different
now
?
"
.
"
What's
different
,
Earl
,
it's
hanging
down
today
,
it
was
hanging
down
yesterday
,
and
it'll
be
hanging
down
again
tomorrow
.
Angry
Earl
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,
"
y'all
know
why
is
hanging
down
?
'Cause
it's
looking
at
my
new
rootin'
tootin'
____________________
"
.
Betty
replies
,
"
well
,
then
you
should
have
bought
a
damn
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"
.
