MEDICAL
JOKES
#1
The
medical
term
for
this
diagnosis
A
man
told
his
doctor
that
he
wasn't
able
to
do
all
the
things
around
the
house
that
he
used
to
do
.
He
asked
the
doctor
if
he
could
be
diagnosed
for
any
problems
.
When
the
____________________
was
complete
,
he
said
,
?
Now
,
Doc
,
I
can
take
it
.
Tell
me
in
plain
English
what
is
wrong
with
me
.
?
?
Well
,
in
plain
English
,
?
the
doctor
replied
,
?
you
have
developed
signs
of
laziness
.
?
?
Okay
,
?
said
the
man
.
?
Now
give
me
the
medical
term
so
I
can
tell
my
wife
.
?
#2
ENT
A
little
old
guy
goes
to
the
doctor
and
says
,
?
Doctor
I
have
this
problem
with
____________________
,
but
it
really
doesn't
bother
me
too
much
.
They
never
smell
and
are
always
silent
.
As
a
matter
of
fact
I've
let
off
wind
at
least
10
times
since
I've
been
here
in
your
office
.
You
didn't
know
I
was
farting
because
they
don't
smell
and
are
silent
.
?
The
doctor
says
,
?
I
see
.
Take
these
pills
and
come
back
to
see
me
next
week
.
?
The
next
week
the
guy
returns
.
?
Doctor
,
?
he
says
,
?
I
don't
know
what
the
heck
you
gave
me
.
My
wind
is
still
silent
,
but
now
it
stinks
terribly
.
?
?
Good
,
?
the
doctor
said
.
?
Now
that
we've
cleared
up
your
sinuses
,
let's
work
on
your
hearing
.
?
#3
Forget
it
!
An
elderly
man
went
to
the
doctor
.
He
examines
him
and
asks
the
man
to
return
a
few
days
later
for
the
____________________
.
The
doctor
turns
to
the
patient
and
says
,
?
I
have
some
good
news
and
some
bad
news
for
you
.
The
bad
news
is
that
you
have
terminal
cancer
,
polio
and
have
tested
HIV
positive
.
But
the
good
news
is
you
also
have
Alzheimer's
disease
so
in
about
10
seconds
you'll
have
completely
forgotten
about
it
.
?
?
Ooh
good
?
said
the
patient
.
?
What
was
the
bad
news
then
?
?
#
4
At
the
dentist
Patient
:
How
much
to
have
this
tooth
____________________
?
Dentist
:
$100
.
00
.
Patient
:
$100
.
00
for
just
a
few
minutes
work
?
Dentist
:
Well
,
I
can
extract
it
very
slowly
if
you
like
.
