Matching Pairs

I would be happier

If you had taken a map, as I told you,

If I hadn't fought for our relationship,

If I didn't love you,

If you weren't such a jerk,

if I had said 'yes' when she asked me to marry her.

we wouldn't be together now.

I wouldn't have married you last year.

we wouldn't be lost now.

they would have invited you to yesterday's party.