Teacher
began
the
class
one
day
asking
a
question
,
'if
there's
five
birds
sitting
on
a
____________________
and
one
is
shot
,
how
many
birds
were
left
?
'
Jonny
____________________
his
hand
and
says
'none
,
they
all
fly
away
once
they
hear
the
gunshot
.
'
The
teacher
says
'the
answer
is
four
but
I
like
your
thinking'
.
Then
little
Jonny
says
'
I
have
a
question
for
you
.
There
is
three
women
sitting
on
a
____________________
having
ice
cream
.
One
is
delicately
licking
the
sides
of
the
ice
cream
.
The
second
is
gobbling
down
the
top
and
____________________
the
cone
.
The
third
is
biting
up
the
____________________
of
the
ice
cream
.
He
pauses
and
asks
,
which
one
is
married
?
The
teacher
____________________
a
great
deal
and
answers
,
'well
,
I
suppose
the
one
that've
gobbled
down
the
top
and
sucked
the
cone
.
The
correct
answer
is
one
with
wedding
ring
on
,
little
Jonny
says
with
a
smile
,
'but
I
like
your
thinking'
.
