Two
drunks
are
sitting
in
a
bar
when
one
____________________
all
over
his
own
shirt
.
"
Damn
!
he
says
I
puked
____________________
my
shirt
again
if
my
wife
finds
out
she's
____________________
kill
me
.
Not
to
worry
says
the
second
drunk
,
as
he
sticks
a
twenty
-
dollar
____________________
in
the
first
drunk
pocket
,
just
tell
someone
hurl
on
you
and
gave
you
some
____________________
to
cover
the
cleaning
bill
.
"
That's
a
great
idea
"
says
the
first
drunk
.
And
to
celebreate
they
both
buy
each
other
many
more
drinks
.
So
the
drunk
goes
home
and
tell
his
wife
about
the
guy
who
threw
up
____________________
him
.
As
he
was
____________________
what
happened
he
hand
his
wife
the
money
.
What
do
you
mean
twenty
bucks
?
There's
forty
bucks
in
here
.
"
Oh
yeah
"
replies
the
drunk
,
"
I
forgot
to
mention
he
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in
my
pants
too
"
.
