Opposite DayOnline version
by Natalia
Spongebob
Uh, Squidward! Why are you playing the drum?
Squidward
Drum? What drum? This is just my wig case, see? Come on, Spongebob, tackle me!
Spongebob
Squidward, you need bed rest! I'll keep you safe until you're well again.
Squidward
Oh, I get it! You don't know what day it is, do you?
Spongebob
Uh, Wednesday?
Squidward
Why? It'sopposite day! You've never heard of it? Boy,have you been missing out? Opposite day is the only day of the year when you get to act different. Normally I'm stuffy and boring but today I'm silly and spontaneous.
Spongebob
Does everybody know about opposite day?
Squidward
Oh, sure! It's game, get it?
Spongebob
Oh, a game!
Squidward
Yeah Normally you're very loud and annoying... So what are you going to be today?
Spongebob
Quiet and out of the way! Yay!
Squidward
Yeah! Why don't you get a jump on it!
Spongebob
I love ... i mean I hate opposite day! I'm not ready!
Squidward
So long, chum! And Good-bye Bikini Bottom!