Opposite DayOnline version Spongebob Squarepants S01E19 Opposite Day by Natalia Spongebob Uh, Squidward! Why are you playing the drum? Squidward Drum? What drum? This is just my wig case, see? Come on, Spongebob, tackle me! Spongebob Squidward, you need bed rest! I'll keep you safe until you're well again. Squidward Oh, I get it! You don't know what day it is, do you? Spongebob Uh, Wednesday? Squidward Why? It'sopposite day! You've never heard of it? Boy,have you been missing out? Opposite day is the only day of the year when you get to act different. Normally I'm stuffy and boring but today I'm silly and spontaneous. Spongebob Does everybody know about opposite day? Squidward Oh, sure! It's game, get it? Spongebob Oh, a game! Squidward Yeah Normally you're very loud and annoying... So what are you going to be today? Spongebob Quiet and out of the way! Yay! Squidward Yeah! Why don't you get a jump on it! Spongebob I love ... i mean I hate opposite day! I'm not ready! Squidward So long, chum! And Good-bye Bikini Bottom!