Karma is real
When I find that person who is right for me, he'll be wonderful and I'm not even gonna be able to remember the boy who broke up with me over the phone in 25 seconds
Rest in peace me. RIP me. I died dead
Are you allergic to awesomeness?
You could lose your foot, you could lose your hand, you could lose your hand trying to get it off your foot
A man does something, it’s strategic. A woman does the same thing, it’s calculated. A man is allowed to react. A woman can only overreact
You can't spell cats without ts
