Police
Officer
:
Hello
.
24th
Precinct
.
Officer
Jones
speaking
.
Man
:
Help
.
Yeah
,
uh
,
it
was
wild
,
I
mean
really
bizarre
.
Police
Officer
:
Calm
down
sir
!
Now
,
what
do
you
____________________
to
report
?
Man
:
Well
,
I
?
d
like
to
report
a
____________________
sighting
.
Police
Officer
:
A
what
?
Man
:
What
do
you
mean
?
what
?
?
An
unidentified
____________________
object
!
Police
Officer
:
Wait
,
tell
me
exactly
what
you
____________________
.
Man
:
Well
,
I
was
____________________
home
from
a
party
about
____________________
hours
ago
,
so
it
was
about
2
:
00
____________________
,
when
I
saw
this
bright
light
overhead
.
Police
Officer
:
Okay
.
And
then
what
____________________
?
Man
:
Oh
,
man
.
Well
,
it
was
out
of
this
world
.
I
____________________
to
watch
the
light
when
it
____________________
behind
a
hill
about
a
kilometer
ahead
of
me
.
Police
Officer
:
Alright
.
Then
what
?
Man
:
Well
,
I
got
back
in
my
car
and
I
started
driving
toward
where
the
UFO
____________________
.
Police
Officer
:
Now
,
how
do
you
know
it
was
a
UFO
?
Perhaps
you
only
saw
the
lights
of
an
____________________
[
No
]
,
or
the
headlights
of
an
approaching
car
[
No
]
.
Things
like
that
happen
,
you
know
.
Man
:
Well
if
it
was
that
,
how
do
you
____________________
?
the
BEAST
?
?
Police
Officer
:
What
do
you
mean
,
?
the
BEAST
?
?
Man
:
Okay
.
I
kept
driving
for
about
____________________
minutes
when
all
of
a
sudden
,
this
giant
,
hairy
creature
____________________
out
in
____________________
of
my
car
.
Police
Officer
:
Oh
,
yeah
.
Then
what
?
Man
:
Well
,
then
,
the
beast
____________________
up
the
front
of
my
car
and
said
,
?
Get
out
of
the
car
.
I
?
m
____________________
you
to
my
master
!
?
Something
like
that
.
Police
Officer
:
Wow
?
A
hairy
alien
who
can
____________________
English
!
Come
on
!
Man
:
I
?
m
not
making
this
up
,
if
that
?
s
what
you
?
re
suggesting
.
Then
,
when
I
____________________
?
t
get
out
of
the
car
,
the
beast
opened
the
car
door
,
carried
me
on
his
____________________
to
this
round
-
shaped
flying
saucer
,
and
well
,
that
?
s
when
I
____________________
up
alongside
the
road
.
The
beast
must
have
knocked
me
out
and
____________________
me
there
.
Police
Officer
:
Well
,
that
?
s
the
best
____________________
I
?
ve
heard
all
night
,
sir
.
Now
,
have
you
been
taking
any
medication
,
drugs
,
or
alcohol
in
the
last
24
____________________
?
You
mentioned
you
went
to
a
party
.
Man
:
What
?
Well
,
I
did
have
a
few
____________________
,
but
I
?
m
telling
the
truth
.
Police
Officer
:
Okay
,
okay
.
We
have
a
great
therapist
that
deals
with
THESE
kinds
of
cases
.
Man
:
I
?
m
not
____________________
.
Police
Officer
:
Well
,
we
?
ll
look
into
your
story
.
Thank
you
.
