Simon
:
Hello
.
Jack
:
Hello
.
S
:
What's
your
____________________
?
J
:
My
name's
Jack
.
S
:
Jack
?
J
:
Carol
.
S
:
And
how
old
are
you
?
J
:
Fourteen
.
____________________
years
S
:
And
tell
us
something
____________________
about
you
.
J
:
Emm
.
I'm
a
____________________
gymnast
.
-
-
-
J
:
My
name's
Jack
Carol
.
I'm
14
.
And
____________________
I'm
gonna
be
doing
a
bit
of
stand
-
up
____________________
.
I've
had
cerebral
palsy
since
I
was
born
.
And
,
yeah
.
Basically
,
still
got
it
.
It
won't
go
away
.
Dad
:
It's
impossible
for
him
to
move
around
without
some
kind
of
aid
,
either
a
____________________
or
a
walking
prim
.
That
seems
to
be
the
least
of
his
worries
.
His
big
worries
are
whether
his
jokes
make
____________________
laugh
or
not
.
J
:
I
use
my
cerebral
palsy
in
my
act
,
because
in
comedy
a
lot
of
times
your
weaknesses
are
your
strengths
.
It's
like
the
____________________
in
the
room
.
And
then
,
when
you
mention
it
they
go
?
and
then
can
relax
and
enjoy
the
rest
of
the
funny
____________________
.
Mum
:
He
wants
to
make
people
laugh
.
And
he
wants
to
make
something
of
his
life
.
I'm
not
looking
to
help
people
in
need
____________________
I'm
a
horrible
selfish
individual
but
if
people
do
find
some
comfort
and
some
inspiration
of
what
I
do
,
then
____________________
.
Bonus
.
I'm
never
gonna
be
Usain
Bolt
,
that's
sorted
.
But
maybe
I
can
focus
on
my
strengths
which
is
you
know
.
.
bring
joy
to
the
world
.
-
-
-
S
:
All
right
.
____________________
of
luck
.
J
:
Cheers
.
Don't
worry
.
I
know
what
you're
thinking
.
Harry
Potter's
had
a
nasty
Quiddich
accident
.
Do
you
____________________
what
I
can't
stand
?
!
Sorry
,
sorry
.
Let
me
emphasise
.
Do
you
know
what
?
I
can't
____________________
.
Well
,
look
on
the
____________________
side
.
I've
never
had
to
queue
at
Disneyland
.
Now
,
I'm
just
gonna
throw
this
claim
around
there
.
If
I
do
get
too
____________________
,
please
stop
me
.
I
want
to
keep
my
benefits
.
Otherwise
,
how
would
I
heat
the
Jacuzzi
?
I'm
joking
.
I'm
joking
.
It's
a
____________________
.
I
was
at
the
____________________
seeing
the
new
James
Bond
film
the
other
day
.
And
then
,
it
got
me
thinking
,
you
know
,
maybe
I
would've
liked
to
have
had
a
girl
,
you
know
,
being
James
Bond
but
obviously
I'm
a
bit
inhibited
.
Aha
.
Mr
Bond
I've
been
expecting
you
.
.
Ekhem
?
No
____________________
.
But
this
isn't
the
first
Britain's
got
talent
____________________
I've
been
to
.
I
was
actually
at
the
live
tour
in
Manchester
fairly
enough
____________________
years
ago
.
And
the
staff
they
couldn't
have
been
more
____________________
.
Moving
people
out
the
way
,
getting
to
his
seat
.
And
then
,
when
we
____________________
got
there
the
view
was
just
____________________
.
And
we
sat
down
.
And
my
sister
,
she
tapped
my
on
the
____________________
,
I
turned
around
,
and
I'll
never
forget
this
as
long
as
I
live
.
She
said
:
?
We
are
so
____________________
you're
disabled
.
'
You
cannot
take
her
anywhere
.
____________________
you
very
much
.
I've
been
Jack
Carroll
.
Goodbye
.
(
applause
)
Standing
ovations
as
well
.
