Gloria
Jay, this came for you
Jay
Oh, Hi honey. What is it?
Gloria
I called your secretary, and told her to order you some crackers and those cheeses that you like, the tiny little ones
Jay
Thanks. Did she pick up my gargoyle costume, too?
Gloria
Are you making fun of me?
Jay
Noo!
Gloria
First Manny corrected me, and now you?
Gloria
If I have a problem, I want to know, Jay.
Jay
Honey, no! English is your second language, you're doing great!
Gloria
Ay, you're not helping by protecting my feelings
Gloria
I want you to be honest with me
Jay
Ok, I may notice tiny little mistakes you might wanna take a look at
Gloria
Like what?
Jay
Just little mispronunciations. Like for example, last night you said: "we live in a doggy dog world"
Gloria
so?
Jay
Well... it's "dog EAT dog world"
Gloria
Yeah.. that doesn't make any sense. Who wants to live in a world, where dogs eat each other?!
Gloria
"Doggy dog world" is a beautiful world full of little puppies!
Gloria
What else do I say wrong?
Jay
Well, is not "blessings in the skies" it's "blessings in DISGUISE"
Gloria
Ok, enough! I know that I have an accent, but people understand me just fine!