A
man
walks
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the
bathroom
and
sees
a
very
small
man
taking
a
leak
.
The
little
man
looks
at
him
and
says
,
hi
,
I'm
a
leprechaun
and
because
I
like
you
I'm
gonna
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you
three
wishes
.
The
man
thinks
for
a
moment
and
says
,
well
I'd
like
a
beautiful
house
.
Granted
when
you
return
home
you'll
have
a
gorgeous
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.
Great
!
,
now
I'd
like
a
beautiful
woman
.
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too
,
when
you
return
home
you'll
find
a
woman
so
amazing
you'll
never
look
at
another
woman
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.
Great
!
,
well
then
I
would
also
love
to
have
a
huge
penis
.
For
that
,
I'm
afraid
you're
gonna
have
to
let
me
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you
in
the
ass
.
The
man
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,
but
since
he
wants
his
huge
penis
he
consents
.
As
they
are
going
on
,
the
man
says
,
"
you
know
I
can't
believe
I'm
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a
leprechaun
screw
me
in
the
ass
"
.
The
little
man
says
,
"
well
I
really
can't
believe
you
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I
was
a
leprechaun
"
.