"My friend Kevin told me to come here"
"Can I taste your nuts?"
"How big is it?"
"I love to suck cock, play and suck balls, play with and lick nipples, and lick and fuck ass"
"I don't want to be on the news, dawg"
"Please, I beg of you. Just let me go"
"I'm Chris Hansen"
Sweating Predator
"It's a little late for that, dawg"
"That's not my style"
"Since you're the first person to say that today we'll let you go"
"Is that the Old Testament or the New Testament?"
"Well you saw, go get a can of Coke"
"No you're not"
"I'm fat, I can't do anything!"
"I hear the house is for sale"
"I just wanted to test it"
"My best friend's mom is dying of cancer"
"I just came to get something to eat"
PTSD
John Pederson
"My eye got scratched"
Guy that knew Chris Hansen
Aladdin Shamoun
John Kennelly
Christopher Xavier Cannon
"I know some people who have seen me with the movie"
Undertaker Predator
Stephen Buchanan
TwinkToilet
truesweetguy69
"I didn't do anything yet"
"Do you live by yourself?" "No, I live with my 3 dogs"
"I'll show you everything"
"Instant messaging allows for a way to talk differently"
"My intentions were not to have sex but if the opportunity was there then yeah"
DonCeech
"Your son IM'd me"
"It's not right to go on TV"
"You've got to stop this. You don't have any right"
"Can I eat first?"
"You didn't have to take a shower!"
68 years old, claimed to be 28
"I'll shove that camera down his throat"
"Is Ms. Vagina thinking about Mr. Penis?"
"Did you find the place okay?" "No I didn't. I don't know what you're talking about."
Michael Wilusz
Kenneth Brinkman
"Ain't nothin' funny goin' on here"
Michael Manzi
Richard Burnham
Joshua Colon
Charles Lawrence
Ernest Timmons
Dustin McPhetridge
John Dupee
