I am a live oak tree. My leaf-covered branches reach out to gather as much sunlight as possible. My branches will intertwine with yours.
Hi. This blood sucking tick is looking for animals with long legs so we can travel. If you have hair or dark crevices that I can hide in, I would love to by your date.
Hi. I am a fungi looking for someone to share my space. I will protect, if you energize.
I am a cheetah, the fastest carnivore on the savanna. I love to go after antelope. Let's set up a race to see who captures the antelope first.
I am a tiny green hydra. I am very independent and take care of myself. All of my brothers and sisters are crowding me, and I'm looking for a new place to call home.
Hola. I am an Acacia tree from Central America. My thorns are the perfect shelter for you. The tips of my leaves will satisfy your appetite. Adios.
I am a Northern Hog Sucker fish. My mouth is a sucker, and I scavenge for food by moving rocks around. Water and small food particles surround me as I eat.
Don't be afraid, I won't bite. My shark teeth will never nibble on you. I need someone to keep my clean.
I have won the championship for being the best intestinal swimmer of all Ascaris worms. Swimming makes me so hungry! Please let me swim in your intestines.
I am a Venus fly trap. I produce a sweet-smelling, syrupy sap. Come dine on my nectar while I dine on you.
Howdy. I am an aphid. I believe that relationships are made of givers and takers. I am searching for a plant full of sap; I will be the taker and you can be my giver.
My web was voted most glistening in the summer sun at the Spider Pageant. Come check it out and stay for dinner, I would love to take a bite out of you.
Hi, there. I am a beautiful orchid. look for a tall, handsome tree. I prefer the strong silent type. The air provides my with moisture and nutrients.
I am a squirrel looking for a date who loves acorns. We can scamper around the forest collecting acorns. I bet I can collect more than you.
I am a barn owl. I sleep all day and hunt at night. My favorite meal is rodents. Want to meet at midnight?
I am a lioness who can't resist a challenge. My appetite for an antelope is great. I can beat you at any race to win an animal.
I am a minnow. I love to hang out with my minnow friends, but we get tired of looking for food. I am looking for that special someone who can find me food.
My tiny wings take me flying everywhere to see the sights. I love being a fly. I have to watch out because sometimes I don't see what is in front of me because I am looking at everything else.
Squeak! I am a field mouse. I have to hide during the day because I can smell all those cats that are out to get me. I like to go out at night when those cats are asleep.
I am a rose bush with beautiful pink flowers . I produce a great deal of sap to keep my flowers o vibrant. If you take my sap, my flowers will wither away.
I am a large tree. I like to stand tall and be in the open air. My canopy awaits your presence.
I am a pine tree. I love sunlight, and I grow tall so I can get closer to the Sun. I will even grow through your branches to reach the sunlight.
I am a mussel. I like to filter water. I am covered by a nice big shell so I don't like to talk, but just knowing you are near is comforting.
I am prissy as I prance around the woods. My deer friends say that I am graceful and beautiful, but I have to be bitten.
I am a beetle. I fly around looking for food. My favorite is sweet nectar. If you provide me with the nectar, I will be yours forever.
I am a chipmunk. I live on the ground near oak trees because I have a fondness for acorns.
I am a remora fish. I'd love to swim in the ocean with you. I hope you can overlook that I am a neat freak, and that I can't stand to have a messy kitchen.
Hi, there. I am an algae that can photosynthesize enough for two. I need someone who can protect me.
Hey. I am an ant searching for a plant home where my buddies are welcome. We promise to protect your precious flesh by stinging your enemies.
Oink, oink. I am a pig. I love to have my back scratched. Don't worry about having to feed me because I can root in the soil with my snout and can find food to eat.
