If you take your car to the carwash,
If you are doing something stupid,
If you drop a toast,
If you don't save a document you have been working on,
If you meet the man of your dreams,
When you have done the washing-up and almost finished washing the sink,
As soon as you find the product you really like,
When you get completely wet in the bathroom,
If you wear a new expensive dress,
...you'll spill something on it.
... someone will always be there to see you.
...it will rain the next day.
... the phone will ring or someone will knock on the door.
... your computer will freeze.
...they will stop making it.
...you'll meet his beautiful wife too.
... you'll find an unwashed glass or plate somewhere.
...it will land on the face with butter on it.
