Matching Pairs jokesOnline version Match the two parts of the joke by blanca cabalar 1 Doctor, I'm having trouble with my breathing 2 Correct this sentence: "It was me that broke the window" 3 Why don't we buy an automatic dish-washer? 4 Did you enjoy your first day at school? 5 When is a green book not a green book? 6 Doctor, there's an invisible man in the waiting room 7 Have you got any dogs going cheap? 8 Doctor, how can I stop myself sleep-walking? 9 - What happened to the man who discovered electricity? 10 Why did you go into the cement business? Tell him I can't see him I'll give you something to stop it I've always been a good mixer He got a nasty shock Sprinkle some drawing pen on the bedroom floor Yes, but I've got to go back tomorrow It wasn't me that broke the window When it's read We don't have any automatic dishes No, they all go "woof, woof".