Matching Pairs jokesOnline version Match the two parts of the joke by blanca cabalar 1 Doctor, I'm having trouble with my breathing 2 Doctor, there's an invisible man in the waiting room 3 Why did you go into the cement business? 4 Have you got any dogs going cheap? 5 When is a green book not a green book? 6 Doctor, how can I stop myself sleep-walking? 7 Why don't we buy an automatic dish-washer? 8 - What happened to the man who discovered electricity? 9 Correct this sentence: "It was me that broke the window" 10 Did you enjoy your first day at school? Yes, but I've got to go back tomorrow No, they all go "woof, woof". We don't have any automatic dishes When it's read I've always been a good mixer I'll give you something to stop it Tell him I can't see him Sprinkle some drawing pen on the bedroom floor It wasn't me that broke the window He got a nasty shock