Matching Pairs jokesOnline version Match the two parts of the joke by blanca cabalar 1 Doctor, I'm having trouble with my breathing 2 Have you got any dogs going cheap? 3 Doctor, there's an invisible man in the waiting room 4 Doctor, how can I stop myself sleep-walking? 5 Did you enjoy your first day at school? 6 - What happened to the man who discovered electricity? 7 Correct this sentence: "It was me that broke the window" 8 Why did you go into the cement business? 9 Why don't we buy an automatic dish-washer? 10 When is a green book not a green book? Tell him I can't see him It wasn't me that broke the window Sprinkle some drawing pen on the bedroom floor He got a nasty shock No, they all go "woof, woof". When it's read I'll give you something to stop it I've always been a good mixer We don't have any automatic dishes Yes, but I've got to go back tomorrow