Matching Pairs jokesOnline version Match the two parts of the joke by blanca cabalar 1 Correct this sentence: "It was me that broke the window" 2 Doctor, I'm having trouble with my breathing 3 Doctor, how can I stop myself sleep-walking? 4 Why did you go into the cement business? 5 Have you got any dogs going cheap? 6 Did you enjoy your first day at school? 7 When is a green book not a green book? 8 Doctor, there's an invisible man in the waiting room 9 - What happened to the man who discovered electricity? 10 Why don't we buy an automatic dish-washer? I've always been a good mixer I'll give you something to stop it No, they all go "woof, woof". When it's read Yes, but I've got to go back tomorrow He got a nasty shock Tell him I can't see him We don't have any automatic dishes Sprinkle some drawing pen on the bedroom floor It wasn't me that broke the window