1
The state where you can see an alligator, a crocodile, and your ex at the same gas station.
2
Holiday where genocide is ignored but carbs are worshipped.
3
The national anthem blasting while someone deep-fries a turkey in a garage.
4
National symbol that screams "freedom" while killing small animals with its claws.
5
The word Americans throw around like they invented it: “________”.
6
A place where you can get married, gamble, and be serenaded by an Elvis impersonator—all in one night.
7
The drink of choice, usually served in a cup the size of a baby bathtub.
8
The favorite place for Americans to fight strangers over politics they don’t understand.
9
What most Americans drive because walking is for communists.
10
Animal that represents the party that “hates big government”—but not for themselves.