EXTRA POOR...Online version ORDERING FOOD by Karla Natalia WAITER Hello! Can I take your order? CUSTOMER Hi… yes… do you have anything cheap? WAITER Umm… yes, we have a small regular burger. CUSTOMER Is it really small? WAITER It’s normal small. Not baby small... CUSTOMER Hmm… okay... does it include fries? WAITER No, fries are extra CUSTOMER Extra? but… I am also “extra poor” today.... :( WAITER …Do you want fries or not?... CUSTOMER Yes… but only if they are happy fries. WAITER Happy fries? CUSTOMER Yes, crispy and not sad and soft. WAITER Oh…They are happy, I think. CUSTOMER Perfect. I will take the small burger and happy fries! WAITER Anything to drink? CUSTOMER Is water free? WAITER Yes... CUSTOMER Great! I love free things.... water is my favorite drink today WAITER Good choice... anything else? CUSTOMER Yes… can I pay tomorrow?... WAITER Uh... obviously no.... CUSTOMER Okay… then just the water, please... WAITER :-[
