Matching Pairs Christmas jokesOnline version Match the parts of cracker jokes by Ann Kill 1 Why didn't the skeleton go to the Christmas party? 2 What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree? 3 Why does Santa have three gardens? 4 What happens to elves when they behave naughty? 5 What never eats at Christmas dinner? 6 What is the child’s favourite Christmas king? 7 What kind of music do elves listen to? 8 What’s the best Christmas present? 9 Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners? 10 What do Santa's little helpers learn at school? 11 What is a librarian's favorite Christmas song? 12 What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? 13 What do you call an old snowman? 14 What did Adam say to his wife the day before Christmas? 15 What type of cars do elves drive? He had no-body to go with. Rude-alph! Water. So he can ho, ho, ho. The elf-abet. Wrap. Silent Night. Santa gives them the sack. A pineapple. The turkey – it’s stuffed. A broken drum - you can't beat it. A stock-king. Toy-otas. It's Christmas, Eve! Claustrophobia!