Matching Pairs Christmas jokesOnline version Match the parts of cracker jokes by Ann Kill 1 What do Santa's little helpers learn at school? 2 Why does Santa have three gardens? 3 What do you call an old snowman? 4 What is a librarian's favorite Christmas song? 5 What never eats at Christmas dinner? 6 What happens to elves when they behave naughty? 7 What’s the best Christmas present? 8 What did Adam say to his wife the day before Christmas? 9 What is the child’s favourite Christmas king? 10 Why didn't the skeleton go to the Christmas party? 11 What type of cars do elves drive? 12 What kind of music do elves listen to? 13 What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree? 14 Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners? 15 What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? The elf-abet. Toy-otas. A pineapple. Santa gives them the sack. Wrap. It's Christmas, Eve! The turkey – it’s stuffed. He had no-body to go with. A broken drum - you can't beat it. Water. So he can ho, ho, ho. Rude-alph! Silent Night. A stock-king. Claustrophobia!