Matching Pairs Christmas jokesOnline version Match the parts of cracker jokes by Ann Kill 1 What is the child’s favourite Christmas king? 2 What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree? 3 What do you call an old snowman? 4 What kind of music do elves listen to? 5 What never eats at Christmas dinner? 6 Why didn't the skeleton go to the Christmas party? 7 What do Santa's little helpers learn at school? 8 What type of cars do elves drive? 9 What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? 10 Why does Santa have three gardens? 11 What is a librarian's favorite Christmas song? 12 Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners? 13 What did Adam say to his wife the day before Christmas? 14 What’s the best Christmas present? 15 What happens to elves when they behave naughty? Water. Santa gives them the sack. A broken drum - you can't beat it. Toy-otas. Claustrophobia! Rude-alph! The turkey – it’s stuffed. So he can ho, ho, ho. The elf-abet. Silent Night. A pineapple. He had no-body to go with. It's Christmas, Eve! A stock-king. Wrap.