Matching Pairs Christmas jokesOnline version Match the parts of cracker jokes by Ann Kill 1 What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? 2 What never eats at Christmas dinner? 3 What kind of music do elves listen to? 4 What is the child’s favourite Christmas king? 5 What do Santa's little helpers learn at school? 6 What’s the best Christmas present? 7 What type of cars do elves drive? 8 What is a librarian's favorite Christmas song? 9 What do you call an old snowman? 10 Why does Santa have three gardens? 11 What did Adam say to his wife the day before Christmas? 12 Why didn't the skeleton go to the Christmas party? 13 What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree? 14 Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners? 15 What happens to elves when they behave naughty? It's Christmas, Eve! A broken drum - you can't beat it. Santa gives them the sack. The turkey – it’s stuffed. The elf-abet. A stock-king. Wrap. A pineapple. Silent Night. Rude-alph! So he can ho, ho, ho. Toy-otas. Water. He had no-body to go with. Claustrophobia!