Matching Pairs Christmas jokesOnline version Match the parts of cracker jokes by Ann Kill 1 What kind of music do elves listen to? 2 What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree? 3 What do you call an old snowman? 4 What’s the best Christmas present? 5 What is a librarian's favorite Christmas song? 6 What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? 7 What happens to elves when they behave naughty? 8 Why does Santa have three gardens? 9 Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners? 10 What type of cars do elves drive? 11 What do Santa's little helpers learn at school? 12 What is the child’s favourite Christmas king? 13 Why didn't the skeleton go to the Christmas party? 14 What never eats at Christmas dinner? 15 What did Adam say to his wife the day before Christmas? Santa gives them the sack. Wrap. A stock-king. So he can ho, ho, ho. Rude-alph! Water. The elf-abet. Toy-otas. It's Christmas, Eve! A pineapple. Claustrophobia! Silent Night. He had no-body to go with. A broken drum - you can't beat it. The turkey – it’s stuffed.