Matching Pairs Christmas jokesOnline version Match the parts of cracker jokes by Ann Kill 1 What do Santa's little helpers learn at school? 2 What do you call an old snowman? 3 What is a librarian's favorite Christmas song? 4 What’s the best Christmas present? 5 Why didn't the skeleton go to the Christmas party? 6 What is the child’s favourite Christmas king? 7 What never eats at Christmas dinner? 8 What did Adam say to his wife the day before Christmas? 9 What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? 10 Why does Santa have three gardens? 11 What happens to elves when they behave naughty? 12 Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners? 13 What type of cars do elves drive? 14 What kind of music do elves listen to? 15 What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree? The elf-abet. Toy-otas. Santa gives them the sack. Wrap. It's Christmas, Eve! A pineapple. He had no-body to go with. A stock-king. The turkey – it’s stuffed. So he can ho, ho, ho. Water. A broken drum - you can't beat it. Rude-alph! Silent Night. Claustrophobia!