Matching Pairs Christmas jokesOnline version Match the parts of cracker jokes by Ann Kill 1 What type of cars do elves drive? 2 What is the child’s favourite Christmas king? 3 What is a librarian's favorite Christmas song? 4 What’s the best Christmas present? 5 Why didn't the skeleton go to the Christmas party? 6 What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? 7 What do you call an old snowman? 8 What kind of music do elves listen to? 9 Why does Santa have three gardens? 10 What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree? 11 Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners? 12 What never eats at Christmas dinner? 13 What happens to elves when they behave naughty? 14 What did Adam say to his wife the day before Christmas? 15 What do Santa's little helpers learn at school? Claustrophobia! It's Christmas, Eve! A pineapple. Wrap. Toy-otas. Water. He had no-body to go with. A stock-king. Rude-alph! A broken drum - you can't beat it. Silent Night. The turkey – it’s stuffed. Santa gives them the sack. The elf-abet. So he can ho, ho, ho.