Matching Pairs Christmas jokesOnline version Match the parts of cracker jokes by Ann Kill 1 What type of cars do elves drive? 2 Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners? 3 What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? 4 Why didn't the skeleton go to the Christmas party? 5 What never eats at Christmas dinner? 6 What is a librarian's favorite Christmas song? 7 What’s the best Christmas present? 8 Why does Santa have three gardens? 9 What happens to elves when they behave naughty? 10 What did Adam say to his wife the day before Christmas? 11 What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree? 12 What do you call an old snowman? 13 What kind of music do elves listen to? 14 What is the child’s favourite Christmas king? 15 What do Santa's little helpers learn at school? Claustrophobia! So he can ho, ho, ho. Santa gives them the sack. It's Christmas, Eve! Toy-otas. A pineapple. Wrap. Silent Night. The turkey – it’s stuffed. A broken drum - you can't beat it. A stock-king. He had no-body to go with. Water. The elf-abet. Rude-alph!