Matching Pairs Christmas jokesOnline version Match the parts of cracker jokes by Ann Kill 1 What’s the best Christmas present? 2 What is a librarian's favorite Christmas song? 3 What do you call an old snowman? 4 What did Adam say to his wife the day before Christmas? 5 What is the child’s favourite Christmas king? 6 What kind of music do elves listen to? 7 What type of cars do elves drive? 8 Why didn't the skeleton go to the Christmas party? 9 What do Santa's little helpers learn at school? 10 What happens to elves when they behave naughty? 11 Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners? 12 What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? 13 What never eats at Christmas dinner? 14 Why does Santa have three gardens? 15 What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree? Rude-alph! A broken drum - you can't beat it. Water. The elf-abet. Santa gives them the sack. Claustrophobia! Toy-otas. The turkey – it’s stuffed. A pineapple. So he can ho, ho, ho. It's Christmas, Eve! A stock-king. Silent Night. Wrap. He had no-body to go with.