Matching Pairs Christmas jokesOnline version Match the parts of cracker jokes by Ann Kill 1 What happens to elves when they behave naughty? 2 What is the child’s favourite Christmas king? 3 What kind of music do elves listen to? 4 What is a librarian's favorite Christmas song? 5 Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners? 6 Why does Santa have three gardens? 7 What type of cars do elves drive? 8 What never eats at Christmas dinner? 9 What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? 10 What do Santa's little helpers learn at school? 11 What did Adam say to his wife the day before Christmas? 12 What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree? 13 What’s the best Christmas present? 14 What do you call an old snowman? 15 Why didn't the skeleton go to the Christmas party? So he can ho, ho, ho. A pineapple. The turkey – it’s stuffed. Silent Night. Santa gives them the sack. Water. He had no-body to go with. Toy-otas. It's Christmas, Eve! The elf-abet. A broken drum - you can't beat it. Claustrophobia! Rude-alph! Wrap. A stock-king.