Matching Pairs Genius Christmas GiftsOnline version Match the person with the best present for them by Yana Tymofyeyeva 1 Alien Believers- who are positive aliens have already landed 2 Know-it-all (who continually affirms the breadth of their knowledge) 3 Wannabe Cooks - who can't even boil water 4 Annoying Craft Lovers - who can fashion ingenious and useless objects out of thin air 5 Coffee Freak - for whom one cup a day is bliss 6 Deaf Uncle Harry (deaf as a post but won't admit it) Inflatable roast turkey. Perfect substitute for burnt roast Crafting with Cat Hair(littering your home)Amazon bestseller World's Largest Coffee Cup(20 regular cups) Enough for army Book of General Ignorance: They had it wrong all the time. Roswell UFO crash site soil. Dirt trod upon by real aliens Giant ears will enable him to never say 'huh' again