Fill in the Blanks Funny Presidential QuotesOnline version Funny Presidential Quotes by HPCC Chicago 1 lie Russia names president enemies bombing senators young Senate Washington awesome humility lie " My fellow Americans , I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws forever . The begins in five minutes . " ? Ronald Reagan , making an off - camera joke . ( His microphone was on . ) " You don't know how to . If you can't , you'll never go anywhere . " ? Richard Nixon " When they call the roll in the , the do not know whether to answer 'present' or 'not guilty . ' " ? Theodore Roosevelt " No man who ever held the office of would congratulate a friend on obtaining it . " ? John Adams " If you want a friend in , get a dog . " ? Harry S . Truman " Blessed are the , for they will inherit the national debt . " ? Herbert Hoover ''Forgive your , but never forget their . '' ? President John Kennedy " If I had to name my greatest strength , I guess it would be my . Greatest weakness , it's possible that I'm a little too . " ~ President Barack Obam a