"
My
fellow
Americans
,
I
am
pleased
to
tell
you
I
just
signed
legislation
which
outlaws
____________________
forever
.
The
____________________
begins
in
five
minutes
.
"
?
Ronald
Reagan
,
making
an
off
-
camera
joke
.
(
His
microphone
was
on
.
)
"
You
don't
know
how
to
____________________
.
If
you
can't
____________________
,
you'll
never
go
anywhere
.
"
?
Richard
Nixon
"
When
they
call
the
roll
in
the
____________________
,
the
____________________
do
not
know
whether
to
answer
'present'
or
'not
guilty
.
'
"
?
Theodore
Roosevelt
"
No
man
who
ever
held
the
office
of
____________________
would
congratulate
a
friend
on
obtaining
it
.
"
?
John
Adams
"
If
you
want
a
friend
in
____________________
,
get
a
dog
.
"
?
Harry
S
.
Truman
"
Blessed
are
the
____________________
,
for
they
will
inherit
the
national
debt
.
"
?
Herbert
Hoover
''Forgive
your
____________________
,
but
never
forget
their
____________________
.
''
?
President
John
Kennedy
?
If
I
had
to
name
my
greatest
strength
,
I
guess
it
would
be
my
____________________
.
Greatest
weakness
,
it's
possible
that
I'm
a
little
too
____________________
.
?
~
President
Barack
Obam
a
