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LUCÍA Pacheco Pacheco / C.E.I.P. Felix Revello de Toro - Málaga.
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by LUCÍA Pacheco Pacheco / C.E.I.P. Felix Revello de Toro - Málaga.
1

1º chiste

Una madre le pregunta a su hijo:

-Hijo mío, descríbete en 3 palabras- dice la madre.

Y contesta el niño:

-Flojo...

2

2º chiste

-¿Te caíste?-

-No, el suelo estaba triste y fui a darle un abrazo.

3

3º chiste

-Papá, papá. ¿Que se siente al tener un hijo tan requeteguapo?

-No se hijo. Pregúntale a tu abuelo.-

4

4º chiste

-¡Mamaaaaaaaaaaa!

-¿Qué?

-¡Me acaba de morder una serpiente!

-¿Cobra?

-¡No, me mordió gratis!

5

5º chiste

-Oiga Camarero, ¿que carne era la que he comido?

-Ela calne de lata

-¿Cómo es posible, si estaba fresquísima?

-Calne de lata que cole

6

6º chiste

Había un egoísta paseando por la calle y se encuentra con su mayor enemigo, que le dice: 

-Eres un egoísta.

Y dice el otro:

-Mentiroso, una mierda pa' mí.

7

7º chiste

- ¡Cariño, estás obsesionado con el fútbol y me haces falta!
- Queeeeeé??? Faltaaa? Falta? si ni siquiera te he tocado, vamos.... como puedes decir falta...
8

8º chiste

En la Farmacia:
- ¿Tienen pastillas para el cansancio?
- Están agotadas
9

9º chiste

En clase dos niños:
- Mi bolígrafo escribe en diez colores.
- Bah! Eso no es nada! El mío los escribe todos!
- Anda ya, pero si el tuyo sólo tiene tinta azul..
-Ya, pero es capaz de escribirlos todos te lo voy a demostrar
..Y escribe en una libreta : rojo, rosa, verde, amarillo, violeta, azul, granate, negro...
10

10º chiste

En la recepción de un hotel:
- ¿Nombre?
– Bond, James Bond.
– Bien, Bond James Bond
– No. James y Bond a parte
– ¿James Bonaparte?
– James Bond, y ya
– ¿James Bonilla?
– Apunte 007…
- ... Lo siento... esa habitación no está disponible
- ...
 
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